Imagine the shock and horror that come with answering a personal ad and the man who comes to pick you up is my uncle. I don’t think that you expect to meet someone like that from the personals. Although I am sure you have to know that they may be a little less than perfect. I hate to sound like a meanie but really my uncle, as nice as he can be, is a con-artist. He is a good talker, but he is not attractive. Missing a few teeth, skinny, run down trucker. Who will probably take you for every penny you have. This is a warning I am just letting you know the dangers of answering the call for love in the local newspaper. He is out there, his ad is new and I am sure it sounds good. By the way if you do go on one date with him I am sure you will be hooked. I can’t explain it but it will happen. It’s a freak of nature.
Nothing new has really graced my life.. OH Wait I have a NEW BABY, if you know me don’t freak out. It isn’t a baby, baby but to me it is. It is a new camera, Oh but not any camera. A Wonderful piece of equipment that will be with me every where, unless it can get broken. I have to say thank you, thank you, thank you, to Chris, although you know I am paying for most of it no matter what you say.. I have to be an adult and pay for my own toys. Other wise people may think I am using them for my own gain.
I plan on taking a butt load of pictures and no one can stop me. In fact last night I took a few of my guitar, some of my feet, and then the dog. I am out of control. But the best part I don’t have to buy film so I can take pictures of the lamp shade. I love art when you don’t have to pay to see it.
I can’t wait until I go to the Bahamas, By the way I don’t care when we go as long as we go. I just can’t wait Wahoo.
Songs are doing good in fact I am working on two right now they are ones I have been working on for a while but I have decided I can try 2 at the same time. That way I don’t have to put any way. I really hope to have something good, soon.
As a modern Day cowboy I feel it is my duty to keep my fences mended. Yet at this point I am a little behind. There is so much I should do but, I feel like the world has stalled and going out to do them is hard. Actually it is the lazy nature of the drifter in me that refuses to get the fences mended. Because if I mended those fences I would be stuck in the field.. Oh well I guess my personalities are in conflict again. Or I am just crazy Who knows…..